stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

(via ugly)

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via dulect)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via squidyword)

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

(via bullied)

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(via officialwhitegirls)

gutter-whores:

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

(via cartel)

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via mackleheapsmore)

(via doughnot)

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Someone should go to a music festival with me

nerdsandgamersftw:

That’s it. That’s the flavor I’ve been looking for.

(via chicken-nuggets-galore)

How I would narrate the Olympics
me: he's doing some athletic shit
me: and omg look at that butt

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via unescapable)

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