me every monday: i can't wait for another weekend.

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via nice-wig-janis)

perks-of-being-chinese:

"what do you plan on being when you’re older?"

image

(via turnmy)

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via d0nn0)

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via beyoncescock)

imsosickofjustinbieber:

You’re a fan of Justin Bieber? Name three of his criminal offenses

(via vegemite-enthusiast)

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via trust)

yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

(via free-booty)

trick or treat in america: receive candy
trick or treat in australia: "fuck off cunt this isn't america"

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

(via spookymayonnaisebitch)

oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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