officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

(via spork)

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

(via tightvaginas)

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

image

(via tipslip)

gutter-whores:

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

(via teenscoolest)

algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

(via humorously)

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
image

(via okaymad)

mentalalchemy:

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

full fart

mentalalchemy:

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

full fart

(via hotfriencl)

squartmart:

white people: this toothpaste is spicy

(via d0nn0)

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(via flhoritas)

(via ugly)

I need more clothes.
me everyday when getting ready (via vauo)

(via jawjar)

insert-stupid-url-here:

you got lucky today kim, you got lucky

insert-stupid-url-here:

you got lucky today kim, you got lucky

(via insert-stupid-url-here)

(via doughnot)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(via teenscoolest)

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